Who creates emoticons?

Who do I address emoticon requests to?

1. A fist bump.

2. bitch slap

3. falling out of chair (or bed) and hitting the floor, not from laughter. from disbelief.

4. ennui

5. self-righteous indignation

6. gastro-intestinal distress

7. "i'ze moist"

8. foot cramp

9. spit take with Cristal

10. Amy Winehouse

11. Happy meal

12. Gaysian wearing cabana wear

13. setting the roof on fire

I saw this on another forum. I thought it was too funny.....and random.

Have you seen the ghost of John? Long white bones with the skin all gone. Oooooh. Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?

Mario Kart Wii Friend Code:
0645-6392-7359.

orgnote to ben.. he will sort it out..

my fish ---->

Red is the colour of domination and rebellion - ya gotta love RED..
I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.

2the9s said:

14. drink ripple
15. run to the hills
16. gooey is always right

a Hershey bar

17. zwieback
18. alan alda
19. drunken introspective breakthrough
20. zima

Anxiety said:

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RenHoek said:

Anxiety said:

17. zwieback
18. alan alda
19. drunken introspective breakthrough
20. zima

that's gotta be for Jers...

Anxiety said:

21. Michael jackson disguised as a floor lamp at a Harry Potter book signing convention.

22. Coolio's hair

23. Honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces

24. A bottle of candy corn.

25. A bottle of Barack Obama laundry detergent

26. cat fancy magazine

27. existential funk

28. puritanism disguised as wanton whoring

29. fallopian tubes

30. bubbles! (fact: we have no bubbles emoticon! TRAVESTY)

Anxiety said: